Lower abdominal cramps, nausea, fatigued. I even threw up my morning coffee. If you knew me, you'd know this is a rarity - I love my morning coffee. We are best friends.
The thing is, though, I tested negative this morning. Because OF COURSE I'm testing daily. Of course. I've always heard, "if you're pregnant enough for symptoms, you're pregnant enough to turn a test."
So when I felt all these symptoms for most of the morning, I felt crazy. An afternoon test was surely called for!
Which was negative.
So I have nothing left to assume than that I'm having phantom pregnancy symptoms. What the heck, brain? Why punk me like this?
So here I sit with my glass of wine while I whine to you.
Seems fitting.
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